ukuleletimeuk:

George Harrison puts forward a pretty convincing case for getting into the ukulele.

Why would you recommend someone plays the ukulele?
[Via http://www.openculture.com/2014/08/george-harrison-explains-why-everyone-should-play-the-ukulele-with-words-and-music.html]

ukuleletimeuk:

George Harrison puts forward a pretty convincing case for getting into the ukulele.

Why would you recommend someone plays the ukulele? [Via http://www.openculture.com/2014/08/george-harrison-explains-why-everyone-should-play-the-ukulele-with-words-and-music.html]

getting sassy with the dogs

bestnatesmithever:

vinegod:

Dad Jokes: They’re So Legit Now 👨 by Thomas Sanders

Another example of the classic Dad Joke format.

I heard a joke once: Man goes to the doctor. Says he’s depressed, life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, “treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up.” Man bursts into tears. “But Doctor” he says, “I am Pagliacci.”

grawly:

really3d:

Mickey Mouse Remastered 
1928 vs. 2014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VdAV0Yp_Gg

It’s amazing to see Disney return to their roots sometimes and pay homage to the original cartoons :)

grawly:

really3d:

Mickey Mouse Remastered 

1928 vs. 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VdAV0Yp_Gg

It’s amazing to see Disney return to their roots sometimes and pay homage to the original cartoons :)

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mistafuckingbooty:

holywatersupersoakers:

stanaskatic:

HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN YOU AND THEY’RE YOUR TEACHER THE STRUGGLE IS REAL

I AM A TEACHER AND THE REVERSE IS ALSO TRUE

wait WHAT?!

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havesomebats:

I CRY EVERY TIME I SEE THESE

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i am left wandering without you: Why is existenZ not a huge deal on tumblr???!!!!

timballisto:

IT HAS CHRISTOPHER ECCLESTON IN IT!

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IT HAS JUDE LAW BEING BENT OVER A TABLE WITH BLATANT HOMOEROTIC SUBTEXT!

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ALSO HE DOES A TONGUE THING.

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IT HAS A FEMALE CHARACTER WHO AVOIDS THE ‘SIDEKICK’ FEMALE TROPE AND IS ACTUALLY MORE HARDCORE THAN THE VAGUELY WHINY MALE PROTAGONIST!

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strangelykatie:

I finally got around to updating ‘Don’t Let Go’! I tried to push myself as much as possible. Still a little rough as I’ll be entering the finished version in something later this year. Fingers crossed!

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linkinthepeople:

gigyas:

DO YOU SEE THIS? DO YOU SEE THIS FUCKING JAR?
THIS SHIT IS CALLED COOKIE BUTTER. THEY SELL IT AT TRADER JOE’S AND IT’S BASICALLY EXACTLY WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE: SPREADABLE GODDAMN COOKIES. THIS SHIT HAS THE TEXTURE AND CONSISTENCY OF PEANUT BUTTER, EXCEPT IT TASTES LIKE GINGERBREAD. WANNA KNOW WHY? BECAUSE IT’S LITERALLY FUCKING MADE WITH CRUSHED BELGIAN COOKIES. PUT IT ON YOUR GODDAMN TOAST AND MAKE A GODDAMN COOKIE BUTTER SANDWICH. IT’S LIKE A PARTY IN YOUR MOUTH AND EVERYONE IS WINNING THE LOTTERY AND ALSO HAVING AN ORGASM.
AND THE BEST PART? NO NUTS, NO DAIRY, NO SODIUM, NO CHOLESTEROL. I SWEAR TO GOD I HAVE BEEN EATING THIS SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF THE CONTAINER WITH A SPOON. I AM NEAR TEARS FROM THIS TRANSCENDENTAL EXCELLENCE. DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND GO GET YOURSELF SOME GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING COOKIE BUTTER, BITCH.

thanks karkat

linkinthepeople:

gigyas:

DO YOU SEE THIS? DO YOU SEE THIS FUCKING JAR?

THIS SHIT IS CALLED COOKIE BUTTER. THEY SELL IT AT TRADER JOE’S AND IT’S BASICALLY EXACTLY WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE: SPREADABLE GODDAMN COOKIES. THIS SHIT HAS THE TEXTURE AND CONSISTENCY OF PEANUT BUTTER, EXCEPT IT TASTES LIKE GINGERBREAD. WANNA KNOW WHY? BECAUSE IT’S LITERALLY FUCKING MADE WITH CRUSHED BELGIAN COOKIES. PUT IT ON YOUR GODDAMN TOAST AND MAKE A GODDAMN COOKIE BUTTER SANDWICH. IT’S LIKE A PARTY IN YOUR MOUTH AND EVERYONE IS WINNING THE LOTTERY AND ALSO HAVING AN ORGASM.

AND THE BEST PART? NO NUTS, NO DAIRY, NO SODIUM, NO CHOLESTEROL. I SWEAR TO GOD I HAVE BEEN EATING THIS SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF THE CONTAINER WITH A SPOON. I AM NEAR TEARS FROM THIS TRANSCENDENTAL EXCELLENCE. DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND GO GET YOURSELF SOME GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING COOKIE BUTTER, BITCH.

thanks karkat

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